Of Lice and Men

Originally written in November of 2012.

While waiting to vote I got a call informing me Lola has lice! Lucky me. Anyway, I get to the school and apparently she has inform the staff including the Principal that she a) didn’t have breakfast b) she’s been telling her mommy for awhile that her hair itches her. Both statement were proven to be false and the plaintiff was given a warning of possible elimination of christmas presents if her inner Honey Boo Boo doesn’t put a lid on it. Santa is also being cc’d.